Make your own funny Narutard sentence!! No Cheating!!! Reblog with your answers!!
Step one, choose the month you were born.
January- I hate February- I ran naked with March- I saw a platypus with April- I spanked May- I fell in love with June- I kissed July- I went on a mission with August- I slept with September- I gave a hickey to October- I went to Chuck-E-Cheese with November- I fucked December- I left the country with
Step two, choose the day you were born.
1: Naruto 2: Sakura 3: Kakashi 4: Sasuke 5: Yamato 6: Sai 7: Shikamaru 8: Choji 9: Ino 10: Asuma 11: Temari 12: Gaara 13: Kankuro 14: Shino 15: Kiba 16: Hinata 17: Kurenai 18: Rock Lee 19: Tenten 20: Neji 21: Might Guy 22: Tsunade 23: Jiraya 24: Orochimaru 25: Shizune 26: Akamaru 27: Pakkun 28: Drunk Rock Lee 29: Kabuto 30: Killer Bee 31: a kunai
Last step. Choose the color of the shirt or whatever you’re wearing right now.
White- because Chuck Norris is watching me Black- because they were begging me Pink- because Tsunade told me too. Red- because I was horny enough Blue- because I’m THAT special Yellow- because I’m entitled to be able to do that Gray- because they smelled like corn chips Green- because I’m going to go on a rampage if I dont Orange- because nobody’s perfect Brown- because it’s better than getting Rick Roll’d Purple- because that’s what was destined to happen No shirt- because I’m sexy and I know it Other- because I’m pregnant ________________________________________________________________
My sentence- I went to Chuck-E-Cheese with Kiba because I’m entitled to be able to do that!