Make your own funny Narutard sentence!! No Cheating!!!
Reblog with your answers!!

Step one, choose the month you were born.

January- I hate
February- I ran naked with
March- I saw a platypus with
April- I spanked
May- I fell in love with
June- I kissed
July- I went on a mission with
August- I slept with
September- I gave a hickey to
October- I went to Chuck-E-Cheese with
November- I fucked
December- I left the country with

Step two, choose the day you were born.

1: Naruto
2: Sakura
3: Kakashi
4: Sasuke
5: Yamato
6: Sai
7: Shikamaru
8: Choji
9: Ino
10: Asuma
11: Temari
12: Gaara
13: Kankuro
14: Shino
15: Kiba
16: Hinata
17: Kurenai
18: Rock Lee
19: Tenten
20: Neji
21: Might Guy
22: Tsunade
23: Jiraya
24: Orochimaru
25: Shizune
26: Akamaru
27: Pakkun
28: Drunk Rock Lee
29: Kabuto
30: Killer Bee
31: a kunai

Last step. Choose the color of the shirt or whatever you’re wearing right now.

White- because Chuck Norris is watching me
Black- because they were begging me
Pink- because Tsunade told me too.
Red- because I was horny enough
Blue- because I’m THAT special
Yellow- because I’m entitled to be able to do that
Gray- because they smelled like corn chips
Green- because I’m going to go on a rampage if I dont
Orange- because nobody’s perfect
Brown- because it’s better than getting Rick Roll’d
Purple- because that’s what was destined to happen
No shirt- because I’m sexy and I know it
Other- because I’m pregnant
________________________________________________________________

My sentence- I went to Chuck-E-Cheese with Kiba because I’m entitled to be able to do that!

lolwut.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHINO! WE STILL LOVE YOU! We just forget to sometimes.